haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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