When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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