Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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