We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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