we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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