so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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