Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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