do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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