her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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