She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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