I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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