We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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