dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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