Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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