You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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