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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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