North Korea, Best Korea!
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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