Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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