Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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