I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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