this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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