yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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