I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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