i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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