ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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