I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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