Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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