i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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