Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
he was CRYING into my vagina
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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