It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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