Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
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