That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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