He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
