do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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