While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
