We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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