we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Randomize
