put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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