I'm drive I can fine osifer
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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