I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
