Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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