Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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