i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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