i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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