I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Randomize
