i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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