It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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