woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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