I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
