He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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